Jacob-black-luv777

1. Force him to wear a pink collar 2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles 3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters 4. Take him to the vets to be neutured 5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver 6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them 7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this :) ) 8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their